Saturday, August 1, 2015

Time frames

Merry Christmas!


Someone posted this picture on twitter. It shows "pan de muerto" a type of bread typically made for and sold during Día de Muertos, Day of the dead, which is in November (1 and 2).

It's the very beginning of August... and this is bread we're talking about (not silicone masks or something non-perishable).  I'm not sure how good of an idea is it to sell this so fucking early. That's one thing I don't think I've seen stores rush into, for example, selling the turkeys 3 months in advance. That'd kind of be overkill for food.

Something far more mysterious seems to be taking place here. Let's stay vigilant.



Monday, February 23, 2015

Sexy christmas.


Don't worry. I'm alright.
Although, it's getting hot, 
and I feel like I'm melting
Like a snow flake on the beach
There's nothing left
until next December
Maybe I will come back to life,
like a phoenix made of ice.
I'll be there, ready with my santa suit
heavy with presents and loss
You be too, ready with your sexy undies.

I'm alright.
Hanging in there until next christmas,
because it's never too early
to tell the world it's ok to dream of white.

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Merry Christmas 2015

It's finally here. Oh holy christmas!

It's always appropriate to recommend some movies for this season, in case you're a grinch asshat claiming to "hate christmas" — let me tell you something. You're a dick in need of attention or some kind of religious fanatic. Christmas is all about watching movies alone in your room and breaking the rules.

Like this Mexican kid —Fernando Barcenas Castillo — who burned the fuck out of a coca cola tree last year and recently got sentenced to 5 years, 9 months in prison..


(source)

Now, that's something.


So, here are some movies to watch during your lonely christmas tantrum while the rest of us celebrate winter solstice with our loved ones:

You will notice I threw in the remake of Carrie, which doesn't really have shit to do with christmas.

I'm not sure if it was the christian propaganda I was fed at age 12, but I always think about TK and blood when I think christmas. Am I alone in this?


Carrie 2013


Gremlins 1984

Bad Santa 2003



I specially recommend Hope and Glory if you haven't seen it.

You could get it for free from thepiratebay, but it's down so you'll need to suck it up and go to your local dvd store.. oh wait, those are closed. Ok, order it online, or perhaps it will be on youtube somewhere. 

Ok. I got to go.

But hey, one last thing:

"The Freedom For Animals Association on Second Avenue is the secret headquarters of the Army of the Twelve Monkeys. They're the ones who're going to do it. I can't do any more. I have to go now. Have a merry Christmas!"

When you watch 12 monkeys and you hear the garbled message that the scientists play for Cole, come back here.



With that tone, I say to all you three that read this blog:



Have a merry christmas, 2015!




Yes. Catch up, fuckers.

Sunday, November 30, 2014

HO, HO, HO!

What the hell? Where have you been? 








It's been a cold winter, since around the beginning of November... I've been out there lighting up some fire to keep warm as I've been thinking about this: 

A fat, white man, calling out for prostitutes, riding a flying sleigh pulled by drunken deer. Don't you think, without getting to political, that this is exactly what America's foreign policy and role in the world are like?

I've been a "simpsons" hater for as far as I can remember, and ironically —contradictorily if you will— I love Futurama. I think it may be the sci-fi, time travel related theme of it. From that show I remember a mechanic santa character from hell whose job was to terrify everyone during christmas with heavy weaponry to ensure some sincere embracing in the face of death. Well, it looks like all these poor brown countries are getting what they asked for —some prosperity in the form of so-called low intensity wars, a fairly considerable intensity war fueled by drug prohibition rhetoric, land grabs by big corporations with the help of drug cartels, student witch-hunts, kidnappings, killings. Like I said, someone's been lighting up the fire to push us closer to our loved ones... in fear.

Peter Gabriel dedicated one of his communist songs to the students in Mexico. It's a song I particularly like —you know, memories and shit— called Biko.

Anyways, I never allow all of that shit to bring me down during oh holy christmas. Which is why I keep downloading tv shows and shit to keep distracted from all that horror, which is not really touching me yet in my comfy Bourgeoisie-in-denial life, but something tells me it may soon.


These are some images from the tv show "Hannibal" about a nutty psychiatrist who eats people and fucks with the minds of his patients, including cops and feds. Good show.





Sunday, September 7, 2014

Does it make sense now?

I've had people tell me that Christmasuptheass makes no sense. That it's too exaggerated an idea.  I've had to explain that stores get so hungry for sucker consumerists that they begin pushing Christmas a bit too early, and it seems to be getting earlier every year. But I guess those people's brains have already been picked up and swallowed by time traveling Santas from other planets and they can't even tell anymore. Shit, yeah. Maybe aliens are a good scape goat. 

Anyways, here's an image taken at "Liverpool," a famous Mexican department store (kinda like macys). Date? Grab your crotch: September 7, 2014.


Come on. Tell me I'm exaggerating, or maybe we are just getting ready for the 2013 Xmas a bit too late?

I don't care what you think. I posted it here: I am ready for the following Christmas since the 26th of December. Just love it that much.

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Monday, April 7, 2014

Being happy, getting gifts, getting drunk is something we should do Every Day.

I thought it'd be nice to wait until the 24th, 25th of each month to publish here but, well, I got christmas signs popping up all around. ♫"I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes"♫ - you know?

Christmas makes you spread the cheeks of your heart, if you know what I mean.

Check this image out, for example. It's from the movie "The Unknown Woman" (read about the movie here) where this sex enslaved woman gets the crap kicked out of her by two evil santas, all while snow flakes fall around them.



Sick shit. Santa doesn't kill people, people kill people.