satan

Here's a pic of the devil

merry christmas

you're going to see merry christmas if I'm elected

“I love Christmas.You go to stores now, and it doesn’t say Christmas. It says ‘Happy holidays.’ All over! I say, where’s Christmas? I tell my wife, ‘Don’t go to those stores.’ I want to see Christmas! Other people can have their holidays, but Christmas is Christmas. I want to see ‘Merry Christmas.’ Remember the expression ‘Merry Christmas?’ You don’t see it. You’re going to see it if I’m elected.”

(source: This salon article)

That was Donald Trump. Something is up. 

Something is fucked

I'm sorry. I just needed to post all these photos first, before doing anything. I know it's been ages since things work this way. Shit is done, planned for, marketing produced way before it actually happens. Everything is pre-meditatedly perfected to get a certain result, a certain fool to buy a certain thing he or she doesn't need.

I don't know why it keeps blowing my mind. But it does, maybe in a morbid way. So I couldn't help but take a few screens the other day when the new host of the Late Show mentioned the pope had the power to move christmas up a few months to be on September the 25th. Stephen Colbert, the host of this extremely popular tv show, offered the pope a "humble" chair for him to come visit and sit on it. Truth is, the chair is the kind you would see wrestlers cracking onto each other's backs.

Even Charles Manson made it into the show. Manson, a Santa Claus like icon of American Pop Culture comparable to Marilyn Monroe, was used in a guessing game where Trump had to say whose quote was showing on the screen. The two options were Colbert and Trump himself. The last quote got him suspicious and he was able to throw it back by saying "it might be you. It's not me." And whose did it turn out to be? Well, none other than Manson's. 

 

Trump played along like a frat boy and somehow appeared to praise himself, or the production of the show or both for such a tough question. "Ooohhh. That was tough!" he howled condescendingly.

Hahahah. Oh, baby jesus.

I don't know but it is like christmas on TV. So good, while shit is on fire all over the real world, and it's just getting worse for more people. Punk zombies have it specially bad as shown on the documentary series Fear The Walking Dead :(

Time frames

Merry Christmas!

Someone posted this picture on twitter. It shows "pan de muerto" a type of bread typically made for and sold during Día de Muertos, Day of the dead, which is in November (1 and 2).

It's the very beginning of August... and this is bread we're talking about (not silicone masks or something non-perishable).  I'm not sure how good of an idea is it to sell this so fucking early. That's one thing I don't think I've seen stores rush into, for example, selling the turkeys 3 months in advance. That'd kind of be overkill for food.

Something far more mysterious seems to be taking place here. Let's stay vigilant.

Sexy christmas.

Don't worry. I'm alright.

Although, it's getting hot, 

and I feel like I'm melting

Like a snow flake on the beach

There's nothing left

until next December

Maybe I will come back to life,

like a phoenix made of ice.

I'll be there, ready with my santa suit

heavy with presents and loss

You be too, ready with your sexy undies.

I'm alright.

Hanging in there until next christmas,

because it's never too early

to tell the world it's ok to dream of white.

Merry Christmas 2015

It's finally here. Oh holy christmas!

It's always appropriate to recommend some movies for this season, in case you're a grinch asshat claiming to "hate christmas" — let me tell you something. You're a dick in need of attention or some kind of religious fanatic. Christmas is all about watching movies alone in your room and breaking the rules.

Like this Mexican kid —Fernando Barcenas Castillo — who burned the fuck out of a coca cola tree last year and recently got sentenced to 5 years, 9 months in prison..

(source)

Now, that's something.


So, here are some movies to watch during your lonely christmas tantrum while the rest of us celebrate winter solstice with our loved ones:

You will notice I threw in the remake of Carrie, which doesn't really have shit to do with christmas.

I'm not sure if it was the christian propaganda I was fed at age 12, but I always think about TK and blood when I think christmas. Am I alone in this?

Carrie 2013

Gremlins 1984

Bad Santa 2003

Eyes Wide Shut 1999

Batman Returns 1992

A Christmas Story 1983

Hope and Glory 1987

Twelve Monkeys 1995

I specially recommend Hope and Glory if you haven't seen it.

You could get it for free from thepiratebay, but it's down so you'll need to suck it up and go to your local dvd store.. oh wait, those are closed. Ok, order it online, or perhaps it will be on youtube somewhere. 

Ok. I got to go.

But hey, one last thing:

"The Freedom For Animals Association on Second Avenue is the secret headquarters of the Army of the Twelve Monkeys. They're the ones who're going to do it. I can't do any more. I have to go now. Have a merry Christmas!"

When you watch 12 monkeys and you hear the garbled message that the scientists play for Cole, come back here.

With that tone, I say to all you three that read this blog:

Have a merry christmas, 2015!

Yes. Catch up, fuckers.

HO, HO, HO!

What the hell? Where have you been? 

It's been a cold winter, since around the beginning of November... I've been out there lighting up some fire to keep warm as I've been thinking about this: 

A fat, white man, calling out for prostitutes, riding a flying sleigh pulled by drunken deer. Don't you think, without getting to political, that this is exactly what America's foreign policy and role in the world are like?

I've been a "simpsons" hater for as far as I can remember, and ironically —contradictorily if you will— I love Futurama. I think it may be the sci-fi, time travel related theme of it. From that show I remember a mechanic santa character from hell whose job was to terrify everyone during christmas with heavy weaponry to ensure some sincere embracing in the face of death. Well, it looks like all these poor brown countries are getting what they asked for —some prosperity in the form of so-called low intensity wars, a fairly considerable intensity war fueled by drug prohibition rhetoric, land grabs by big corporations with the help of drug cartels, student witch-hunts, kidnappings, killings. Like I said, someone's been lighting up the fire to push us closer to our loved ones... in fear.

Peter Gabriel dedicated one of his communist songs to the students in Mexico. It's a song I particularly like —you know, memories and shit— called Biko.

Anyways, I never allow all of that shit to bring me down during oh holy christmas. Which is why I keep downloading tv shows and shit to keep distracted from all that horror, which is not really touching me yet in my comfy Bourgeoisie-in-denial life, but something tells me it may soon.

These are some images from the tv show "Hannibal" about a nutty psychiatrist who eats people and fucks with the minds of his patients, including cops and feds. Good show.