HO, HO, HO!

What the hell? Where have you been? 

It's been a cold winter, since around the beginning of November... I've been out there lighting up some fire to keep warm as I've been thinking about this: 

A fat, white man, calling out for prostitutes, riding a flying sleigh pulled by drunken deer. Don't you think, without getting to political, that this is exactly what America's foreign policy and role in the world are like?

I've been a "simpsons" hater for as far as I can remember, and ironically —contradictorily if you will— I love Futurama. I think it may be the sci-fi, time travel related theme of it. From that show I remember a mechanic santa character from hell whose job was to terrify everyone during christmas with heavy weaponry to ensure some sincere embracing in the face of death. Well, it looks like all these poor brown countries are getting what they asked for —some prosperity in the form of so-called low intensity wars, a fairly considerable intensity war fueled by drug prohibition rhetoric, land grabs by big corporations with the help of drug cartels, student witch-hunts, kidnappings, killings. Like I said, someone's been lighting up the fire to push us closer to our loved ones... in fear.

Peter Gabriel dedicated one of his communist songs to the students in Mexico. It's a song I particularly like —you know, memories and shit— called Biko.

Anyways, I never allow all of that shit to bring me down during oh holy christmas. Which is why I keep downloading tv shows and shit to keep distracted from all that horror, which is not really touching me yet in my comfy Bourgeoisie-in-denial life, but something tells me it may soon.

These are some images from the tv show "Hannibal" about a nutty psychiatrist who eats people and fucks with the minds of his patients, including cops and feds. Good show.

Does it make sense now?

I've had people tell me that Christmasuptheass makes no sense. That it's too exaggerated an idea.  I've had to explain that stores get so hungry for sucker consumerists that they begin pushing Christmas a bit too early, and it seems to be getting earlier every year. But I guess those people's brains have already been picked up and swallowed by time traveling Santas from other planets and they can't even tell anymore. Shit, yeah. Maybe aliens are a good scape goat. 

Anyways, here's an image taken at "Liverpool," a famous Mexican department store (kinda like macys). Date? Grab your crotch: September 7, 2014.

Come on. Tell me I'm exaggerating, or maybe we are just getting ready for the 2013 Xmas a bit too late?

I don't care what you think. I posted it here: I am ready for the following Christmas since the 26th of December. Just love it that much.

We're under attack.

Go get those christmas haters, Bill.

Being happy, getting gifts, getting drunk is something we should do Every Day.

I thought it'd be nice to wait until the 24th, 25th of each month to publish here but, well, I got christmas signs popping up all around. ♫"I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes"♫ - you know?

Christmas makes you spread the cheeks of your heart, if you know what I mean.

Check this image out, for example. It's from the movie "The Unknown Woman" (read about the movie here) where this sex enslaved woman gets the crap kicked out of her by two evil santas, all while snow flakes fall around them.

Sick shit. Santa doesn't kill people, people kill people.

TropiChristmas

Elvis is cool. He always was, or is, whatever. But there's also been something fishy about him.

Do you remember that movie, Death Becomes Her? (you can check it out on this new --to me-- movie website: letterboxd.com) I think that's a pretty good theory of what happened to Elvis. He went into some sort of underground secret society that nobody knows about. Yes that is a bit reiterative, I mean, elvis is more like a hawaiian guy, too. So why did he record a Christmas album? Don't tell me that doesn't get your tin foil hats spinning.

I'm sure that has some relation, in a mind control type way  --whether intended or not-- to the Christmas in June phenomena that's taking over the atmospheres of once easily identifiable seasons, like a social climate change nightmare.

What do you think about Christmas...? in March

I asked my roomate what he thinks about christmas and he shrugged and said "Nothing. It's a tradition. People only use it as a ways to drinking."

And so what? Alcohol is not as bad as they made it seem during prohibition. Right?

It's been a rough couple of weeks. March madness, they call it. 

I could definitely use a snow-cone.

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Welcome, bitch monkeys.

You love and loathe christmas all at the same time. You're ready for it since fucking September.


You're also like that little girl on the Gremlins movie. Your dad died stuck in the chimney trying to play santa for you. It turned you into a self hating christian. Because, santa claus is all about jesus too in a way. I mean they both have that stupid beard, just santa looks more sophisticated because he is white (not an arab jew) and has a white beard. Like santa. Yeah!

It all makes sense. I promise. Now, let's get that printed toilet paper, and get started.