Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Merry Christmas 2015

It's finally here. Oh holy christmas!

It's always appropriate to recommend some movies for this season, in case you're a grinch asshat claiming to "hate christmas" — let me tell you something. You're a dick in need of attention or some kind of religious fanatic. Christmas is all about watching movies alone in your room and breaking the rules.

Like this Mexican kid —Fernando Barcenas Castillo — who burned the fuck out of a coca cola tree last year and recently got sentenced to 5 years, 9 months in prison..


Now, that's something.

So, here are some movies to watch during your lonely christmas tantrum while the rest of us celebrate winter solstice with our loved ones:

You will notice I threw in the remake of Carrie, which doesn't really have shit to do with christmas.

I'm not sure if it was the christian propaganda I was fed at age 12, but I always think about TK and blood when I think christmas. Am I alone in this?

Carrie 2013

Gremlins 1984

Bad Santa 2003

I specially recommend Hope and Glory if you haven't seen it.

You could get it for free from thepiratebay, but it's down so you'll need to suck it up and go to your local dvd store.. oh wait, those are closed. Ok, order it online, or perhaps it will be on youtube somewhere. 

Ok. I got to go.

But hey, one last thing:

"The Freedom For Animals Association on Second Avenue is the secret headquarters of the Army of the Twelve Monkeys. They're the ones who're going to do it. I can't do any more. I have to go now. Have a merry Christmas!"

When you watch 12 monkeys and you hear the garbled message that the scientists play for Cole, come back here.

With that tone, I say to all you three that read this blog:

Have a merry christmas, 2015!

Yes. Catch up, fuckers.

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