Monday, March 24, 2014


Elvis is cool. He always was, or is, whatever. But there's also been something fishy about him.

Do you remember that movie, Death Becomes Her? (you can check it out on this new --to me-- movie website: I think that's a pretty good theory of what happened to Elvis. He went into some sort of underground secret society that nobody knows about. Yes that is a bit reiterative, I mean, elvis is more like a hawaiian guy, too. So why did he record a Christmas album? Don't tell me that doesn't get your tin foil hats spinning.

I'm sure that has some relation, in a mind control type way  --whether intended or not-- to the Christmas in June phenomena that's taking over the atmospheres of once easily identifiable seasons, like a social climate change nightmare.

Sunday, March 16, 2014

What do you think about Christmas...? in March

I asked my roomate what he thinks about christmas and he shrugged and said "Nothing. It's a tradition. People only use it as a ways to drinking."

And so what? Alcohol is not as bad as they made it seem during prohibition. Right?

It's been a rough couple of weeks. March madness, they call it. 

I could definitely use a snow-cone.

Tuesday, March 4, 2014


Welcome, bitch monkeys.

You love and loathe christmas all at the same time. You're ready for it since fucking September.

You're also like that little girl on the Gremlins movie. Your dad died stuck in the chimney trying to play santa for you. It turned you into a self hating christian. Because, santa claus is all about jesus too in a way. I mean they both have that stupid beard, just santa looks more sophisticated because he is white (not an arab jew) and has a white beard. Like santa. Yeah!

It all makes sense. I promise. Now, let's get that printed toilet paper, and get started.